'Stay Weird' Bumper Magnet

Two words in dripping-horror font, magnet-backed, five inches square. A permission slip and a command at the same time. Stick it on the fridge for household reassurance, on the car for passing strangers, on a metal surface anywhere the weird needs a visible seal of approval.

• Size: 5" x 5"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A stay weird bumper magnet for people who outgrew "normal" years ago and have no plans to return.