'Reject Modernity' Shirt
Modernity wanted you in an ergonomic chair with a skincare routine and a retirement plan. The goblin proposed an alternative: a hole, a weird object, and no responsibilities. The goblin won. The rest of us are just catching up. Ergonomics are out. Being a little creature is in.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people whose ideal evening involves a hoard and some gentle cackling.
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Description
Modernity wanted you in an ergonomic chair with a skincare routine and a retirement plan. The goblin proposed an alternative: a hole, a weird object, and no responsibilities. The goblin won. The rest of us are just catching up. Ergonomics are out. Being a little creature is in.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people whose ideal evening involves a hoard and some gentle cackling.
