'Hell Won't Take Me' Bumper Magnet

The goose with the rejection letter, five inches of back-to-the-mortal-plane energy. Not welcome downstairs, still at it up here. Stick it on a fridge, a car, or a filing cabinet. The goose's reputation precedes the goose. The magnet just confirms it.

• Size: 5" x 3.8"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A hell won't take me bumper magnet for people who have been deemed too much by multiple institutions.