'Full of Microplastics' Shirt
The frog is cute and also 12% plastic by volume. Same as you. Same as every living thing that has consumed food or breathed air in the last forty years. The existential dread is a bonus feature that ships with the microplastics. You didn't sign up for either but here you both are: lightly contaminated, holding it together, being adorable.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people who have accepted the bioaccumulation and are choosing to remain charming.
Original: $33.00
-65%$33.00
$11.55
Description
The frog is cute and also 12% plastic by volume. Same as you. Same as every living thing that has consumed food or breathed air in the last forty years. The existential dread is a bonus feature that ships with the microplastics. You didn't sign up for either but here you both are: lightly contaminated, holding it together, being adorable.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For people who have accepted the bioaccumulation and are choosing to remain charming.
