'Fake Your Death' Sticker
An opossum with a classic defense, now available for strategic placement. On the laptop you bring to the meeting where they're about to ask for updates. On the water bottle at the family function. On a notebook, open next to your resignation letter. Millennia-old technique, eternally relevant.
- Size: 3" x 2.1"
- Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
- Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)
A fake your death vinyl sticker for people whose fight-or-flight instinct is, simply, nap.

Description
An opossum with a classic defense, now available for strategic placement. On the laptop you bring to the meeting where they're about to ask for updates. On the water bottle at the family function. On a notebook, open next to your resignation letter. Millennia-old technique, eternally relevant.
- Size: 3" x 2.1"
- Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
- Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)
A fake your death vinyl sticker for people whose fight-or-flight instinct is, simply, nap.






















