'Bigfoot Is My Lover' Bumper Magnet

The cryptid-romance confession gets its long-horizontal moment. 8.5 inches of hairy devotion on the back of your car, fridge, or side of a filing cabinet. Love is real. Woodland dating pool is limited but fulfilling. Bigfoot says "hey baby" and you're already gone.

• Size: 8.5" x 2.6"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A Bigfoot is my lover bumper magnet for people whose heart is in the forest and whose car says so.