'Abandon My Humanity' Sticker
The crab transformation in miniature, ready to live on your laptop, phone case, or water bottle. Every time you look at it, remember: the option remains open. Low center of gravity, no emotional vulnerability, armored on all sides. The crab life is right there, waiting.
- Size: 3" x 2.2"
- Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
- Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)
An abandon my humanity vinyl sticker for people who are, at any moment, one bad meeting away from scuttling into the sea.
Original: $3.99
-65%$3.99
$1.40
Description
The crab transformation in miniature, ready to live on your laptop, phone case, or water bottle. Every time you look at it, remember: the option remains open. Low center of gravity, no emotional vulnerability, armored on all sides. The crab life is right there, waiting.
- Size: 3" x 2.2"
- Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
- Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)
An abandon my humanity vinyl sticker for people who are, at any moment, one bad meeting away from scuttling into the sea.






















